L3ft_F13ld!

Do you?

Or “Let’s fucking gooooooo!”, depending on your relationship with said mom.

This is fair, but if you want those things then there are better options for you.

Endeavour and Tumbleweed come to mind.

Otherwise, wait a year or three for Debian to get them.

ETA: The request was for office use, so I believe many of those features wouldn’t be super important.

How about Debian?

This happens sometimes. You flashed it in a way that makes Windows not recognize the full drive. Usually happens with dd flashing or Rufus’ dd flash mode. I can’t remember what tool I usually use to fix my USB sticks, but there will be a way.

Also, just in case, check the computer’s Secure Boot settings in case something changed that won’t let the USB boot anymore.

Nice. Just do your best not to fall back on Windows too quickly. Really try to do everything on the laptop first. Except for work. If something isn’t working just do it on Windows and move on in that case.

Good luck.

You tried it on an old laptop before. If that or some other spare machine is still available, that would make a perfect machine to try and do everything while your battlestation is still there for things you can’t figure out immediately.

Arch in the middle.

It’s probably in the AUR. It’s just unsupported.