“Goddamnit, it’s always fucking something…”

I’ll get it on my forehead so I can bang it against the wall.

Got a source on that guitar thing? That’s interesting.

Peripheral vision mainly

I love doing this. It’s like an elementary school science project in my tummy.

Does a muppet count?

I would argue that if you can’t afford to tip then you can’t afford the thing you’re buying. It’s an implied part of the price. Labor has to get paid one way or the other

Let it be said that I think this only applies to traditionally tipped positions. The system is already in place. I don’t think we need to keep turning wage positions into tipped positions as seems to be the trend.

Tipped worker here. I made a little over $40 an hour last night not including my base pay. Is that around what slaves earn?

I… What?