we just straight up pulled a pin on a grenade and put it in our pocket.

no. we shoved it up our ass.

This is one reason why shows like Ms Marvel and She Hulk tanked so bad.

When they wash the eggs they strip off the protective barrier that keeps pathogens out. Thats why they need to refrigerate them. If your hens are living and laying in fetid squalor then this must be done.