I think maybe I’ll just open an online shop that sells everything that’s illegal. Only I won’t ship anything and I’ll keep all the money for myself. It won’t take long for that to catch up to me, but it’ll be fun for about five minutes.

“There’s a first time for everything.”

No, not if I don’t do that thing. I will not have a first time for murder. Getting murdered might be out of my control, but I won’t commit one.

Police are there to help you.

The two people who turn on cameras at my current employer stand out as everyone else has them off. It’s refreshing. My last job required them on.