I used to not trust the government.
I still do not trust the government, but I used to, too.

Taking the high road has really been working out for us!
Might have our faces in the dirt but we can feel good about being the better person!

You still haven’t convinced me that this is real. Oh noooo some twitter twat posted something racist.

Not our obligation, and I don’t think anyone’s interested in convincing someone who doesn’t seem to be acting in good faith.

Just about every 70s and 80s sitcom that wasn’t Sanford and Son or Good Times.

If you cheat and lose the only logical conclusion is they cheated more or better but they had to have cheated.

/s