I’d just shoplift it

You coerced them with your body, commandeered their vessel, and took them with you as crew members. You absolutely committed human trafficking.

YEAH, THAT’S WHY HE PRESSED CAPSLOCK

If two files have the same hash, you may receive the file you request by hash, or you may receive a different, possibly malicious file.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collision_attack

Strong cryptographic hashes are resistant to such attacks, but md5 is relatively weak.