Because of the cuts. It’ll be a year or so of smooth sailing… then, as the chickens come home to roost: nosedive.

It’s just that if you start at 20 with an emerge update, it might be done by the time you’re 40 and you might want to consider start dating for once.

Here we see the spawning grounds of the Pagan holidays, where a young holiday is learning to walk. But wait, in comes it’s natural predator the Christian holiday. The Holiday struggles for a bit, but it is in vain…

Just call me a rolled kebab, because I’ve been foiled again.