You forgot “I used to be a liberal until radical leftists started putting people up against the wall for mistakenly using the wrong pronouns. So really, it’s your fault that I changed my screen name to 14Pepe88, changed all my opinions about vaccines, want to abolish the income tax, and am now okay with concentration camps at Gitmo. So, like, now I’m a full-blown centrist, and you have only the Marxists to blame.”

Sure, if “caring about their own well-being” = “maintaining their very fragile shitty worldview and trying to hide their pants-wetting cowardice about anything unfamiliar,” sure.

Of course. Does their voter base strike you as people who give two shits about their own well being?

They run on spite. They don’t want to win- they just want you to lose. And they’ll pretend to believe whatever might have to be true to make them feel like you have.

No. In fact, there may likely not be any halfway serious discussion forum anywhere that doesn’t match your special, private, incorrect definition of “leftist.”

Old Man Trump by Woody Guthrie until I swerve into oncoming traffic

Liberals in 2025 are a lost cause.

Without question, Global Village Coffeehouse, Corporate Gen-X Cyber, and Utopian Scholastic.

Take me the fuck BACK.

Start throwing punches.

What are they doing that isn’t easily ignored?

There absolutely are not. There are anemic little marches scattered here and there.

Americans were protesting George Bush in 2004 more forcefully and in vastly larger numbers than they are protesting now.

However they’re told to feel

You boys aren’t nerds, are you?

Because this isn’t the nerd taxi.

Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.

Immediately after the tuna salad sandwich. Heck, treat yourself to a big glass of milk with those cookies, too.

Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes