S to the I to the M to the P
“…it’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.”
You wish they were like this, but in addition you are supposed to strongly look biologically male / female depending on what’s in your pants and only wear pants / dresses accordingly. Also please behave like they expect to and only like in bed who and what they allow you. And also please share their religion and fuck what science has to say about your sex.
Wowsers! This really whips the Llama’s tail — I mean, seriously — the flibberty-gibbet just won’t quit — it’s like — a sentient toaster strudel — but upside down — and singing opera — you get me — right?
I thought the exact same thing!!
How can I qualify for government grants?
Got an aunt Florence livin’ in France.
what’s in your pants? a gun.
Gunderwear
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance
TIL my gender is legs.
If you wear a skirt, your gender disappears.
Cus I must be nuts
Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats
