Inshallah, may her cervix remain clean and unviolated by heretical penises

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that’s into the pee stuff.

To be fair, the same part of the bible also condemns men for having sex but if you’re an undisciplined rape-monkey, stick to your one wife, and only when you can’t stand it anymore.

Also ABSOLUTELY NO KIDS because the end of days is this week (probably) and it’s not fair to them.

And yes, many early Christians castrated themselves to show God they meant business about being faithful. No rape-monkey business for them.