I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.
My stomach’s itchy.
At least you helped a gastroenterologist expand his children’s trust funds?
Nobody will tell you this but you can just take ducks at the park and take them home. Nobody will stop you.
Upvoted, because that’s incredibly relevant and helpful information for my current situation. What’s it got to do with insulation and/or cotton candy, though?
When I was a kid my dad told me not to fuck with the insulation. I fucked with the insulation. I should not have fucked with the insulation.
I wonder if he knew from not listening to his Dad.
Free? Someone’s never had to install the stuff.
Once in a lifetime experience
and you may ask yourself, what does this candy taste like?
And you may ask yourself “Where is the nearest hospital?”
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