Don’t forget to test for lizards.

Managed to get it out on time tonight!

Sorry it’s just regular garbage. Compost is next week. Maybe try then?

I’ve been building my own PHP and JavaScript libraries without actually using any existing open-source ones.

Self-taught, didn’t learn about the fun stuff until recently.

Now I’m so far behind in technology, I feel outdated.

Good old ASCII art!

Used to love drawing these for BBS’s.

Then throw in some ANSI colors… Mmmm! Good times.

I suspect it’s like eating your fingernails or hair.

But, tactical dot!

Thr pizza is a lie.

Good grief. I would have loved those.

Guess i got a blackout bingo on this one. Oof.

Underrated joke.

I never knew about this until my non-programming partner asked what I thought about them.

Maybe it’s called that where you are? In Quebec we call French Toast “pain doré”. :)

My bad. I had really bad nausea when typing that. Patate frites. I messed up the pomme de terre in there.

My favorite is French Toast. It’s just “golden bread”, pain doré.

Trick question. They’re called patate frites normally, but everyone just calls them frites.

Except when it’s a front-end script causing issues and blaming it kn the backend.

This is literally the job description for my last job, verbatim. My brain crashed, was on disability leave, then they removed my post due to redundancy. 🤷‍♂️

Burn it!