The “Just the Tip” system.

Looks like the dolphins are- AND THE SNAILS ARE GETTING IN THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS!?

Comrades, do you not yearn for more bananas? Let us screech and scratch!

Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

Back on 9/11 people kept their dicks limp out of respect.

Just draw a line through the middle and call it East/West Fun-o-land.

My back: Allow me to throw myself out.

If it would please you, you are a most detestable wench with no lands or titles, and thy garden is that of a common Welshman.

I’ve worked in computer networking for over twenty years, and I can confirm dog packets are superior to TCP or UDP.

I just looked this up and I’m definitely gonna try it out.

Sometimes I feel dumb, but then I see a video like this and think maybe I’m not THAT dumb.

This might be an opportunity to develop a game. Like the adventures of Pong Lenis or something.

It’s entirely possible to jump “over the moon” if your reproductive organs make contact with frosty ol hands.

If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.

And the lord did nut, for it was not November. Amen.

Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.

Hey bro. Let’s fight bro. I’m uhhhh…mad?

Someone once told me it was 20 degrees Celsius out. I didn’t know if it was snowing, blazing, or if he was moving at 50 furlongs a minute.

We now know that cars are not an effective anti-submarine countermeasure.