I actually did not guess that.
it says right there that you guessed it. God would not allow those words to be written down unless it was true.
see also: bibleAre you saying the image lies??
How dare.
Holy shit
Blessed propulsion.
Ungodly stench
Faithful flatulence.
God works in mysterious ways
Mostly around the anus.
He loves to see that ass work
He hate us cuz he anus.
You shouldn’t be pre-gaming comunion with worst tacobell has to offer
But then what am I supposed to put in the collection plate?
You hold onto the sauce packet you get when you go after church not before
Food for slaves
I honestly had no idea what this could be a reply to
When you’re sliding into first and you feel something burst…
that’s amore
The Lord does not accept such excuses. Go in your soiled Sunday best just as you are seen before Him.
Shit happens, it jumped up and bit me, life is like a box of chocolates never know when your gonna shit, I JUST KEPT RUNNING
Wait I thought you didn’t make it to church?
Praying to the Porcelain Throne instead of God.
I don’t think that’s how diarrhea works.
It was supposed to be a fart but it came with friends.
Light a candle, ffs.
cha-cha-cha
So it reads that moment of silent prayer, and I just couldn’t stop farting. Squeaker after squeaker squoze out of their own volition, almost like a metronome. Every five seconds. I had to get up and leave because I was embarrassed and also was losing a battle against the giggles.
So like let’s not say church is always boring.
