Speak softly but carry a big dick.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:
Do not take dating advice from people who never dated.
Do not take relationship advice from people who never had a relationship.
Do not take sex advice from people who never fucked.
And especially do none of these things on 4chan.
Seriously, I have been in a relationship for a decade and a half and some of the relationship advice I have seen men give other men on the internet the past several years tells me that they have never been in stable relationships themselves.
It also tells me that most of them have no clue what women want.
You know what a woman really wants?
Have meaningful conversations, clean up a little bit, eat puss, sometimes cook food.
This isn’t rocket surgery.
It’s almost like women are people who want the same things everyone wants or something.
Forgot eat hot chip and lie
Quick video about what body type women think is attractive vs what men thought women think is attractive.
Spoiler alert: Most men think they have to be ripped like a Marvel superhero while most women thought that shit looked scary and wanted the slightly toned body or the dad bod.
Please don’t starve/dehydrate yourself, take steroids, and stay at the gym for 5 hours everyday. Exercise and be healthy because it’s good for you and that you love yourself. Be as normal as you can be. Take a shower, clean your room, do hobbies and activities, including outdoor ones.
That’s why I only give advice to people trying to break up.
Only take the advice of people you want to end up like. It’s such a simple concept that so many people don’t heed
Marriage advice from priests? Hell no.
Depends on the religion
A better way to say this is “don’t take dating advice from the Internet” because it’s not just 4chan where you’ll find shit designed to make you feel bad about yourself and how you look to try to sell you something- whether that’s a product or an ideology. It’s everywhere.
Ask jesus’ wife
All dicks are good dicks, just like all boobs are good boobs. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Well, except for Nixon
That one’s tricky
As a pansexual man, I’d like to second this. All genitals are good genitals.
But do you prefer non-stick or cast iron pans?
I’ve been desperately wanting to switch away from non-stick to cast iron or carbon steel.
Fake: Anon has sex with a woman
Gay: Anon started this whole thread just to get guys to talk about dicks.
Let’s put that super clear:
There. Is. No. Good. Dick. Size.
There are ladies that prefer 8 inches, and ladies that prefer 4.
Some will not feel it deep enough, some others will say it hurts because it’s too deep.
Just…make sure you and your partner find a way to make good use of whatever you’ve got. Select poses that will set you on the right depth, do magic with other sorts of penetrative and non-penetrative sex, and just listen to each other’s bodies.
Also, to everyone who goes with “big dick = alpha” shit, you’re both wrong and make it hard to unfuck some guys’ minds on what makes them good for sex.
if you have a dick at all you should consider yourself lucky. half the population are born with a condition that causes dicklessness.
It’s just a negative penis size!
(But really, clitoris is kinda a derivative of penis)
It’s the other way round! A penis is more a derivative of a clit. That’s why that line along the balls exists: everything started out closer to a vulva, and that line is where the proto labia fused.
just unzip that line for a vagina
You‘re joking, but I‘m actually disappointed men don‘t have that vaginal opening. It would make sex more fun and pleasurable I think. Just like penetration + clit stim is preferred by many women.
it was there all along! my doctor lied to me
Neither is derivative of the other, they both grow from a common source. It’s like saying humans evolved from chimps, it’s not true, both came from a common ancestor that itself is neither chimp or human.
You mean like Bez?
From the perspective of human fetal development, the structures will develop into a vulva, vagina, uterus, and ovaries unless the fetus has its own DHEAS and testosterone to alter the growth pattern. There are plenty of people that have XY chromosomes that have entirely female genitalia because their testosterone receptors are broken.
The more I know :)
correction: there is a social stigma that having a big dick is good, thus having a big dick is good. completely irrelevant what anyone prefers
stigma - a mark of disgrace or infamy; a stain or reproach, as on one’s reputation.
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
I’m not sure what word you meant to say, but I don’t think it was supposed to be “stigma”?
Smegma?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist…
oh i guess ive been misusing that word lmao
The proper way to use it in a sentence is “stigma dick in your mouth.” Trust me, I’ve got a really good vocabulary.
That only works on the iLadies though.
iLadies
The sleek and intuitive alternative to e-girls
Nah, iLadies nuts on yer chin
Eh, we live and learn. I wish I could help you find the word you need, but my brain’s fried after a long day. So… best of luck, lol.
Stereotype is probably a better wording :)
Aight, so whomever needs to hear this. The average vaginal canal is only about 3-4 inches long and might lengthen to about 5 inches if relaxed. Despite what bad porn anatomy might tell you it can hurt to go deeper than that. All of the nerve endings are clustered at the opening.
The prostate is two inches deep. Virtually all the same mechanics apply.
Your penis is fine.
This is the correct take. As someone well endowed, I get to either be real real careful and avoid a lot of positions, or date exclusively masochistic girls who want it to hurt. As a result, I have had the thought “I’m not sadistic enough for this girl” during sex before.
Yeah as a bottom with a large partner with delayed ejaculation I can say that while people seem to value length and stamina/lasting power in porn… the reality is there’s advantages to not accidentally knocking the absolute stuffing out of your partner and tiring them to the bone whenever you do the deed.
Yes please. I’m sorry guys, but it’s not a super power to “be able to keep going and going” without effort. That’s called desensitivity, and it’s troubling.
I don’t like always having to be the one to decide when sex has to stop. I don’t like when every act ends because I’m getting sore. It makes me feel like a buzzkill. If you can’t sometimes stop yourself first, sex risks becoming a chore for your partner to endure, instead of a mutually-enjoyable act of bonding.
YMMV, talking to your partner is better than assuming anything based off a Lemmy comment. This is just some food for thought.
Hitting the cervix does NOT feel good. Its painful.
Yeah. I actually do like big, occasionally. But also I like everyday sex, and with big guys you need some time between to heal & recover. This is NOT an advantage. Guys seem to think bigger is better, full stop. That’s just not true. More pleasure (if you are into that) with a hung guy, sure. But WAY more pleasure overall with more sex.
Some like to get their cervix poked though
Some, but, in my experience, a relatively small minority.
What a humble brag.
Yeah, how dare people with big dicks share their experiences! They can’t possibly have any issues worth complaining about. Thus, every time they reference themselves, they are inherently “bragging.”
What childish nonsense.
And that’s the problem with being well endowed. It comes with its own problems and you can’t openly talk about it because someone always goes “Boo hoo you got a big dick, shut up”
It goes the same for women with big chests. I have to order my bras online and they’re expensive as shit, but according to some people out there, I’m not allowed to complain.
Yeah “well endowed” goes for both sides.
There’s also back issues for breasts. Some women get reductions for it.
You read these two comments and are still sticking with ‘the bigger, the better’?
Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.
How else am I going to attract girls who negate the depth limit?
To every guy feeling a little self conscious about size, try putting something the same size as your penis inside you. It’ll feel a lot bigger after that.
I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)
Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move
Unless they’re into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that’s the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That’s between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.
Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so…
i eat more like a duck than that
Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?
the sandwich shop i’m currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia
Diquette
Less painful. Take a piece of paper and cut it your your length and girth (roll it into a tube and tape it). Then hold it up to your face.
Looks way bigger up close.
instructions unclear, learned I enjoy a larger member than my wife does
While it may sound weird, it’s actually super true.
You’ll be amazed at how long it actually is once you try to slip it out.
😂 I am dead. It’s time to get off lemmy for the night.
Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: “The most important thing is the guy it’s connected to”
Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn’t have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.
Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.
Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.
Sure, they’re honest.
Honestly best avoided.
Maybe when “small dick energy” stops being a common insult, I’ll believe that.
Most chicks don’t know how big 5.5” is.
I mean, as a European I don’t even know how big that is
When I was at school we had rulers that had both inches and centimetres on. 1-12" and 1-30cm. Now they didn’t perfectly line up. But as a good rule of thumb, 6" = 15cm and 12" = 30cm.
14cm
I’d say it’s a fairly average European dick
or how tall 6 feet really is either.
Most women want neither, tbh. I think the internet has curated an extremely skewed perspective on what women want thanks to the manosphere. If you move into female-centric circles on the internet and listen to how we talk about men and what we want, it is a completely different solar system from the one the manosphere has perpetuated online the past few years.
I for one, was absolutely obsessed with Joey Jordison (RIP, king) when I was a teenage girl.
Actually, come to think of it, Joey was pretty much the female fan favourite when it came to Slipknot. I have no recollection of any girl making lust posts and pictures of Mick, but Joey? Holy shit. Every MySpace and fan page was plastered with pictures of Joey back in the day. He had that passion that is very attractive. In interviews he would always be talking about the music in this passionate, slightly awkward tone that makes him attractive to a teenage girl. The others would be goofy or a bit full of themselves when they were talking in interviews, but Joey was always about the music and the fans. So humble, so focused on his art. They lost their soul when they kicked him out of the band.
Dude got MS and became lame in his legs with a 10% chance of regaining mobility and he was like “absolutely not” and worked his ass off and got back on his feet and played the drums until MS killed him. What a man.
You heard it here first, it’s not about your dick size, it’s about how you talk about your multiplatinum records.
Jokes aside, one of the many things that attracted me to my boyfriend was his passion for his hobbies. He has the same eagerness and dedication to his interests and it is very endearing and motivating to be around someone like that.
I’m afraid I’m losing that in my own life. Good for you guys :)
Thanks 😊 and hey, we can’t all be super passionate and energetic all the time. We also have periods of time where we are the embodiment of dull, so don’t feel bad!
It’s so wild that girls would be hot for someone from Slipknot, but did Beefcake the Mighty or Jizzmak the Gusher ever get any fangirls? No. (Oderus, on the other hand… I guess the Cuttlefish of Cthulhu was what all the girls really wanted.)
I’m 5’11 and have the averagest penis ya done ever saw and neither thing has ever stopped me from getting laid or dating.
exactly! it doesnt matter that much, and i don’t know why people are obsessed about it in the us.
I do feel bad for super short guys and the micro penis guys. But some of my friends that are the best with the ladies are also under 5’7 so.
6 ft is just over 180cm
i noticed that in metric countries people seem to think about height relative to 180cm, like Americans do with 6ft. (cept 180 cm is more like 5’11’')
so 6 ft is 182.33 cm
There was an OkCupid analysis about this in 2010, with a mostly bell shaped distribution of self reported heights slightly skewed taller than the real world, with an an interesting stretch of a larger portion of people willing to stretch slightly more to a self-reported 6 feet tall.
most chicks don’t even have one, they shouldn’t be judging dick sized
Is that not an ideal size for most? It seems so. Don’t think anyone should say they are packing “only 5.5”, that’s at least average, maybe more. Preferences vary of course, but this seems a crowdpleaser size.
What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser
Average in Canada, above average in america
Shots fired.
Nothing against the average American, just outliers like micro-penis Georg in parliament skews the stats a little.
To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife’s best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.
My take from this: you can have a small dick, just don’t be a big dick.
Statistically smaller equipment usually translates to developing other skills and being more giving in bed.
Sex is about more than just your dick.
I mean that doesn’t really help still bigger
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Dude I’m rocking 6.5 on a real hard day, and it’s going fine.
More than that is for porn, and don’t get me wrong I do like seeing it, but everyone I’ve talked to has actual human feelings and doesn’t like being hurt. Giant dongs hurt.
You also have a gnarly tight sick username, kudos
Personally I think the ideal size really depends on the acts being done for each person. Some people can really enjoy an 8 inch going in their ass or vagina, some might prefer even a 4 inch for oral, some like chocking on it, etc.
You’re right.
Make it worth something. Provide. Everyone wants to cum.
Kudos to you, sir, just for being cool.
Once knew a 6’5ish dude who had a 4 inch tool. I don’t how he felt about it but I can only assume he had sime struggles because of societal norms.
pic unrelated…?
Pic very cute <3
Pic is talking shit about people’s moms in the cod lobby.
truuu
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Does anyone know what this individual is trying to say here?
Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn’t very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!
I’m thinking drugs, there are none of the usual tells that hint at English being a second language.
But it ain’t like riding a bike on the interstate I’ll tell ya
Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?
That definitely clears things up.
Or why (at the time of writing) 14 people apparently upvoted them?
Also a very good question.
This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” i.e. one who gets “ridden” regularly. They’re suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.
I saw what you did. Carry on.
Looks like some weird AI slop to me. Markov chain.
you are a slut
but will you treat me like one?
take off your pants and find out
Why would you think they were ever on?
because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm
no, you can’t unlearn that, I tried
I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is
But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it
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I’ve met women who would tell you to get lose if you weren’t 8 inches. They were very much the minority of women I’ve met, and among them, very few would be women with whom I’d like to be associated.
